61SchoolMy son brought home a report card with a note that said 'needs to work on staying on task.' I looked at him and said, 'Well, that's the first time in his life a teacher and I agreed on something.'Show PunchlineShare
83SchoolMy daughter came home and said her teacher gave the class a 'show and tell.' She showed a rock. The teacher said, 'Tell us about it.' My daughter held it up and said, 'It's a rock. It's been a rock for a very long time.'Show PunchlineShare
83SchoolMy daughter asked why we have to learn about multiplication if calculators exist.Show PunchlineShare
83SchoolMy son tried to explain why he didn't do his homework using a metaphor about a space mission.Show PunchlineShare