My son came home and said, 'Teacher made us do a book report on a book I haven't read.' I said, 'That's... unusual. What did you write?' He said, 'I wrote that the main character goes on a journey, learns a lesson, and comes back different. The book is four hundred and twelve pages. I read page one and page four hundred and twelve. On page one the character was in a small town. On page four hundred and twelve the character was in a different small town. The character went on a journey. I have evidence.'