22SchoolMy son's report card said he 'brings a unique energy to the classroom.' I asked the teacher what that meant. She said, 'He brought a live frog on Tuesday and a hairdryer on Thursday. Both were uninvited.'Show PunchlineShare
83SchoolMy daughter came home and said her teacher gave the class a 'show and tell.' She showed a rock. The teacher said, 'Tell us about it.' My daughter held it up and said, 'It's a rock. It's been a rock for a very long time.'Show PunchlineShare
83SchoolMy daughter asked why we have to learn about multiplication if calculators exist.Show PunchlineShare
83SchoolMy son tried to explain why he didn't do his homework using a metaphor about a space mission.Show PunchlineShare
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