0FamilyMy son said, 'Dad, can you read me a bedtime story?' I said, 'Sure, what do you want to hear?' He said, 'I want you to read the instructions for the new toaster.' I said, 'That's not a story.'Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyMy wife told me to 'plan a date night' and I said, 'Sure, what do you want to do?'Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyWe tried to celebrate Father's Day by giving Dad a gift that required no batteries.Show PunchlineShare
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