81One-LinersMy toddler asked me, 'Why do we say break a leg when we mean good luck?' I said, 'It's a theater tradition.' He said, 'So the actors are just really hoping someone falls off a ladder?' I said, 'Not exactly.' He said, 'That's not a lot better.'Show PunchlineShare
81One-LinersMy toddler asked me to explain what a deadline is, and I said it's when something has to be finished by a certain time.Show PunchlineShare