62FamilyMy wife asked me to 'just check the mailbox.' I checked the mailbox. There was a bill. I put it on the counter. She said, 'And?' I said, 'And what?' She said, 'You're supposed to read it and tell me the amount.'Show PunchlineShare
84FamilyI replaced my alarm clock with one that plays heavy metal music on weekends.Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyWe tried to celebrate Father's Day by giving Dad a gift that required no batteries.Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyMy wife told me to 'plan a date night' and I said, 'Sure, what do you want to do?'Show PunchlineShare