62FamilyMy wife asked me to 'just check the mailbox.' I checked the mailbox. There was a bill. I put it on the counter. She said, 'And?' I said, 'And what?' She said, 'You're supposed to read it and tell me the amount.'Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyMy wife told me to 'plan a date night' and I said, 'Sure, what do you want to do?'Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyWe tried to celebrate Father's Day by giving Dad a gift that required no batteries.Show PunchlineShare
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