0FamilyMy wife said, 'Can you do something productive around the house today?' I mopped the kitchen floor. She said, 'I meant something with a visible result.'Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyMy wife told me to 'plan a date night' and I said, 'Sure, what do you want to do?'Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyWe tried to celebrate Father's Day by giving Dad a gift that required no batteries.Show PunchlineShare