80FamilyMy wife said, "Can you do the dishes?" I said, "Sure." I did the dishes. She said, "And the counter." I said, "You said dishes."Show PunchlineShare
84FamilyI replaced my alarm clock with one that plays heavy metal music on weekends.Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyWe tried to celebrate Father's Day by giving Dad a gift that required no batteries.Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyMy wife told me to 'plan a date night' and I said, 'Sure, what do you want to do?'Show PunchlineShare
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