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My wife said, 'Can you fix the leaky faucet?' I got under the sink. I turned things. I tightened things. I came out and said, 'It's handled.' She said, 'It's still dripping.' I said, 'It's not dripping. It's expressing itself. It was holding in a lot of pressure. I gave it a little room to talk. It's processing. It's going through a lot right now.'