29FamilyMy wife said, 'Can you pick up milk on the way home?' I said, 'Sure.' I picked up milk, bread, eggs, a candle, a phone charger, and a plant.Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyWe tried to celebrate Father's Day by giving Dad a gift that required no batteries.Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyMy wife told me to 'plan a date night' and I said, 'Sure, what do you want to do?'Show PunchlineShare
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