5FamilyMy wife said, 'Can you put the groceries away?' I put the milk in the fridge, the bread on the counter, the eggs in the holder, the cereal in the cabinet, the fruit in the bowl. She said, 'And the box?'Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyWe tried to celebrate Father's Day by giving Dad a gift that required no batteries.Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyMy wife told me to 'plan a date night' and I said, 'Sure, what do you want to do?'Show PunchlineShare
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