0FamilyMy wife said, 'Can you take out the trash?' I took out the trash. She said, 'And the recycling?' I said, 'The trash is out. The recycling is in the trash. I consolidated.'Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyMy wife told me to 'plan a date night' and I said, 'Sure, what do you want to do?'Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyWe tried to celebrate Father's Day by giving Dad a gift that required no batteries.Show PunchlineShare
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