76FamilyMy wife said, 'Can you take the kids to the park?' I took them. My son wanted to swing. My daughter wanted to slide. My toddler wanted to sit in the sandbox and stare at me.Show PunchlineShare
84FamilyI replaced my alarm clock with one that plays heavy metal music on weekends.Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyWe tried to celebrate Father's Day by giving Dad a gift that required no batteries.Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyMy wife told me to 'plan a date night' and I said, 'Sure, what do you want to do?'Show PunchlineShare
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