My wife told me to 'fold the laundry.' I folded every shirt, every pair of pants, every towel. I neatly stacked them and put them in the drawers. She came home and said, 'I said fold them.' I said, 'I did. Twice.' She said, 'I said fold them INTO the drawers. Shirts top, pants bottom, towels left.' I said, 'Those are instructions for a filing system, not laundry.' She said, 'Then it's a filing system.'