61FamilyMy wife told me to 'take out the trash' on a Tuesday. I took out the trash. She said, 'And the recycling.' I took out the recycling. She said, 'And the compost.' I said, 'We don't have compost.'Show PunchlineShare
84FamilyI replaced my alarm clock with one that plays heavy metal music on weekends.Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyWe tried to celebrate Father's Day by giving Dad a gift that required no batteries.Show PunchlineShare
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