On our first date, he said, 'So, what do you do for fun?' I said, 'I like to take long walks.' He said, 'Oh nice, where do you walk?' I said, 'To the store.' He said, 'And what do you do at the store?' I said, 'I buy a bag of apples and walk home.' He said, 'That's it?' I said, 'The walk is the fun part. The apples are the excuse. I don't even like apples. They're a prop. They're my reason to leave the house. Without the apples, I'm just a person standing in a doorway looking at the street. The apples make it an activity.'