44Work & OfficeOur company started a 'no-meeting Monday' to boost productivity. I showed up at 8 AM and sat at my desk. My coworker walked by and said, 'You're early.' I said, 'It's no-meeting Monday. I have nothing to do. I'm just... here.'Show PunchlineShare
84Work & OfficeMy boss said, 'We're a family here.' I said, 'That's great. Do family members get to leave at 5?' He said, 'In a good family, you stay until the job's done.' I said, 'Then I'm in a broken family, because I left at 5 on a Friday and nobody called me.'Show PunchlineShare
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