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My friend told me I was delusional.

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Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?

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Why did the elephant get kicked out of the swimming pool?

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I love my job. It's the work I hate.

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My family's Fourth of July barbecue ended with a bang.

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My son asked me if I believed in ghosts.

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My goldfish refused to swim backward.

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What do you call a dog magician?

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, 'Why the long face?'

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I'm not a big fan of elevators.

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What's the difference between a cat and a comma?

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My grandfather is 85 and still doesn't need glasses.

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What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?

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I booked a hotel room with an ocean view.

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I made a salad with only herbs.