Random Puns

81

I booked a hotel in a quiet town.

50

What does a vampire never order at a Christmas party?

56

My boss asked me why I only do minimal work.

45

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

68

Why did the student get sent home for wearing a jacket?

69

My son asked me if I believed in monsters.

18

I asked my trainer at the gym if he could teach me to do the splits.

39

I went on a blind date, and my date showed up with a seeing-eye dog.

17

Why was the baseball team hot?

5

My neighbor's cat keeps stealing my socks.

22

I asked my science teacher if atoms can be trusted.

29

My daughter asked me why I always sing in the shower.

67

A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm.

36

I got a job at a paperless office.

30

A guy walks into a bar and sees a horse serving drinks.