Animals Jokes

52

Why did the bear break up with the squirrel?

56

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

81

What do you call a group of lazy kangaroos?

51

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

53

How do you know if a dog is good at math?

15

What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?

11

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

63

I thought swimming with dolphins was expensive.

11

I told my cat I was going on a diet.

66

A guy brings his dog to a talent show.

17

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

71

Why did the duck go to rehab?

24

What do you call a fish that practices medicine?

44

Why don't leopards play hide and seek?

9

Why did the frog take the bus to work?