Dating Jokes

70

I went on a date with a guy who claimed to be a time traveler.

36

I went on a date with a gardener.

50

I went on a date with a weather forecaster.

26

I went on a date with a girl who was a professional dancer.

48

I went on a date with a girl who was a professional magician.

32

I went on a date with a zookeeper.

77

I went on a date with a cartographer.

78

I tried to impress my date by telling her I could predict the future.

13

I tried to impress my date with my knowledge of constellations.

33

I went on a date with a mime.

26

I went on a date with a grammar enthusiast.

80

I went on a date with a construction worker.

52

I went on a date with an astronaut.

21

I went on a date with a professional tightrope walker.

78

I went on a date with a magician.