Dating Jokes

73

My date told me she loved nature, so I took her to a park.

74

I went on a blind date, and my date asked me if I believed in love at first sight.

63

I tried online dating, but it wasn't for me.

76

My friend told me he broke up with his invisible girlfriend.

56

My date told me she liked guys who were good with their hands.

33

I decided to try speed dating.

72

I tried to impress my date by telling her I was a champion hide-and-seek player.

46

I asked my date what her favorite thing to do on a weekend was.

56

My date said I remind her of her little brother.

59

She said she wanted a tall, dark, and handsome man.

63

I wrote my number on a napkin and gave it to a girl.

12

My date showed up 30 minutes late.

72

My girlfriend told me to grow up.

33

I asked my date what she does for a living.

32

She asked me to describe myself in three words.