Dating Jokes

17

I told my crush I'd take a bullet for her.

65

I went speed dating last night.

47

I asked my dad for his best advice on dating.

20

Why don't calendars ever get lonely?

22

My dating profile says I'm 6 feet tall.

39

I told my date I collect mummies.

47

My first date asked me what my sign was.

38

I went on a date with a girl who said she loved nature.

17

I told my date I worked in waste management.

57

My partner said I need to be more affectionate.

61

She asked if I believe in love at first sight.

42

My date said she's looking for commitment.

33

Why do dating apps have filters?

24

I told my date I work in IT.

69

My boyfriend said we need better communication.