Money Jokes

16

I decided to save money by eating only food that doesn't require cooking.

20

I tried to save money by eating only what was already in my pantry.

6

I started saving money by only buying things on sale.

18

I tried to invest in a startup that claimed they could turn water into wine using only sunlight and hope.

59

I tried to save money by eating only things that were free in my pantry.

39

I asked my friend how he managed to save money on dining out this month.

46

I asked my financial advisor what investing in the stock market feels like.

34

My bank statement arrived with a message saying 'Insufficient Funds'.

80

I tried to start a freelance business selling advice on how to save money.

47

I tried to budget by tracking every single penny I spent this month.

68

I tried to explain the concept of budgeting to my kids using candy.

72

My neighbor tried to start a savings club where everyone puts in five dollars a week.

64

My dad tried to teach me how to invest money by buying a lottery ticket every week for twenty years.

19

I tried to start a business selling snow in the middle of July.

46

My wife told me she wants to save money by cooking all our meals from scratch.