One-Liners Jokes

79

Why did the man bring a pencil to bed?

83

Why are elevator jokes so good?

65

Why did the belt get arrested?

24

Why did the scarecrow become a successful motivational speaker?

9

Why did the calendar break up with the clock?

75

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

6

I have a joke about construction.

52

What did one wall say to the other wall?

63

I'm so good at sleeping.

40

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

54

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

66

What do you call a fake noodle?

12

I told my friend she was drawing her eyebrows too low.

78

I used to be a banker.

15

Why don't scientists trust atoms?