Science Jokes

16

Why did the paleontologist break up with his girlfriend?

49

What did the scientist say when he found 2 oxygen atoms and 2 potassium atoms?

30

Why did the atom get in trouble in class?

46

What do you call a snobby scientist?

67

Why did the scientist break up with the germ?

37

Why did the astrophysicist refuse to play hide-and-seek?

59

What did the proton say to the electron?

33

Why did the scientist break up with the constantly changing variable?

20

Why was the periodic table so upset?

49

Why did the scientist get kicked out of the cafeteria?

37

What did the scientist say when he ran out of ideas?

27

Why did the scientist break up with the beaker?

32

Why did the atom break up with the electron?

20

A scientist invented a device that could see through walls.

43

What did the scientist say when he discovered two new elements?