44DoctorI told my doctor I've been 'feeling like a refrigerator.' He said, 'How do you mean?' I said, 'I open, I close, I open again. Nothing is ever where I left it. And I hum when I'm anxious.'Show PunchlineShare
84DoctorThe nurse told me to take three tablets of medicine before breakfast every morning.Show PunchlineShare
83DoctorMy doctor told me to 'keep a food diary' for two weeks so she could track my eating habits. I kept a food diary. I brought it to my follow-up appointment.Show PunchlineShare
83DoctorA man walks into the doctor's office and says, 'Doctor, I broke my arm in two places.'Show PunchlineShare
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