61DoctorI told my doctor I've been feeling like a sponge lately. He said, 'What do you mean?' I said, 'I soak up everything, I'm a mess, and I keep dripping on things I don't want to drip on.'Show PunchlineShare
84DoctorThe nurse told me to take three tablets of medicine before breakfast every morning.Show PunchlineShare
83DoctorMy doctor told me to 'keep a food diary' for two weeks so she could track my eating habits. I kept a food diary. I brought it to my follow-up appointment.Show PunchlineShare
83DoctorA man walks into the doctor's office and says, 'Doctor, I broke my arm in two places.'Show PunchlineShare
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