61DoctorI told my doctor I've been feeling like a sponge lately. He said, 'What do you mean?' I said, 'I soak up everything, I'm a mess, and I keep dripping on things I don't want to drip on.'Show PunchlineShare
84DoctorThe nurse told me to take three tablets of medicine before breakfast every morning.Show PunchlineShare
83DoctorA man walks into the doctor's office and says, 'Doctor, I broke my arm in two places.'Show PunchlineShare