59DoctorI told my doctor I've been feeling like a vending machine lately. He said, 'How so?' I said, 'I give out the same snack every single time, I get jammed when I'm stressed, and people keep shaking me like I'm going to cooperate.'Show PunchlineShare
84DoctorThe nurse told me to take three tablets of medicine before breakfast every morning.Show PunchlineShare
83DoctorA man walks into the doctor's office and says, 'Doctor, I broke my arm in two places.'Show PunchlineShare
83DoctorMy doctor told me to 'keep a food diary' for two weeks so she could track my eating habits. I kept a food diary. I brought it to my follow-up appointment.Show PunchlineShare
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