55DoctorI told my doctor I've been feeling like I'm running on empty. He said, 'Have you been eating enough?' I said, 'I've been eating a lot. I'm just running on it really fast.'Show PunchlineShare
84DoctorThe nurse told me to take three tablets of medicine before breakfast every morning.Show PunchlineShare
83DoctorA man walks into the doctor's office and says, 'Doctor, I broke my arm in two places.'Show PunchlineShare