I walked into a bar and said, 'Give me a drink that tastes like the moment you're at a restaurant, you finally get your table, you're just about to order, and the hostess says, "Actually, your table is ready, but it's in the back," and by the back she means the room where she used to keep her shoes.' The bartender said, 'That's a seven-dollar drink.' I said, 'Make it a double.'