My coworker said, 'I always make sure to document everything for future reference.' I said, 'That's thorough.' He said, 'I keep a folder called Things I Did and Then Forgot. It has forty-seven entries. They are all the same entry. It is the same thing I keep forgetting. I keep documenting the forgetting. The folder is my external memory for my internal amnesia. I am not organized. I am archiving my own negligence.'