My coworker said, 'I really value work-life balance.' I said, 'That's great.' He said, 'Yeah. I left the office at five o'clock yesterday.' I said, 'And?' He said, 'And I sat in my car for forty-five minutes because I didn't want to go home yet. I didn't want to go back to work. I was in the car. In the parking lot. In the neither place.'