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My doctor said, 'How's your sleep been?' I said, 'I sleep great. I have a perfect system.' She said, 'Tell me about it.' I said, 'I fall asleep at 11. I wake up at 3. I fall back asleep at 3:15. I wake up at 5:47. I fall back asleep at 5:50. I wake up at 6.'