22DoctorMy doctor said I need to 'find a healthy outlet for my stress.' I said, 'Doc, I already have one. It's my coworker. I yell at him every Thursday and I feel great by Friday.'Show PunchlineShare
84DoctorThe nurse told me to take three tablets of medicine before breakfast every morning.Show PunchlineShare
83DoctorA man walks into the doctor's office and says, 'Doctor, I broke my arm in two places.'Show PunchlineShare
83DoctorMy doctor told me to 'keep a food diary' for two weeks so she could track my eating habits. I kept a food diary. I brought it to my follow-up appointment.Show PunchlineShare