24DoctorMy doctor said, 'I've looked at your results and everything looks normal.' I said, 'That's great!' She said, 'Well, everything looks normal for a person who has been eating gas station sandwiches for eleven years.'Show PunchlineShare
84DoctorThe nurse told me to take three tablets of medicine before breakfast every morning.Show PunchlineShare
83DoctorMy doctor told me to 'keep a food diary' for two weeks so she could track my eating habits. I kept a food diary. I brought it to my follow-up appointment.Show PunchlineShare
83DoctorA man walks into the doctor's office and says, 'Doctor, I broke my arm in two places.'Show PunchlineShare
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