0DoctorMy doctor said, 'I want you to do some light stretching every morning.' I said, 'Doc, I stretch every morning. I reach for the cereal box. I reach for the coffee mug. I reach for the phone. I stretch. I'm doing a full range of motion.'Show PunchlineShare
84DoctorThe nurse told me to take three tablets of medicine before breakfast every morning.Show PunchlineShare
83DoctorA man walks into the doctor's office and says, 'Doctor, I broke my arm in two places.'Show PunchlineShare
83DoctorMy doctor told me to 'keep a food diary' for two weeks so she could track my eating habits. I kept a food diary. I brought it to my follow-up appointment.Show PunchlineShare
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