0DoctorMy doctor said, 'I want you to keep a food diary. Write down everything you eat for a week.' I did. Monday: toast. Tuesday: toast. Wednesday: toast. Thursday: toast. Friday: toast. Saturday: toast. Sunday: toast. I brought it to her.Show PunchlineShare
84DoctorThe nurse told me to take three tablets of medicine before breakfast every morning.Show PunchlineShare
83DoctorA man walks into the doctor's office and says, 'Doctor, I broke my arm in two places.'Show PunchlineShare
83DoctorMy doctor told me to 'keep a food diary' for two weeks so she could track my eating habits. I kept a food diary. I brought it to my follow-up appointment.Show PunchlineShare
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