0DoctorMy doctor said, 'I want you to practice gratitude. Every night, write down three things you're thankful for.' I said, 'Doc, I write down the same three things every night. The ceiling. The pillow. The fact that I don't have to get up yet.'Show PunchlineShare
84DoctorThe nurse told me to take three tablets of medicine before breakfast every morning.Show PunchlineShare
83DoctorA man walks into the doctor's office and says, 'Doctor, I broke my arm in two places.'Show PunchlineShare
83DoctorMy doctor told me to 'keep a food diary' for two weeks so she could track my eating habits. I kept a food diary. I brought it to my follow-up appointment.Show PunchlineShare
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