0DoctorMy doctor said, 'I want you to try a new supplement for joint health.' I said, 'What's in it?' She said, 'Turmeric, ginger, and a little bit of vitamin C.' I said, 'That's a smoothie.' She said, 'It's in a capsule.'Show PunchlineShare
84DoctorThe nurse told me to take three tablets of medicine before breakfast every morning.Show PunchlineShare
83DoctorA man walks into the doctor's office and says, 'Doctor, I broke my arm in two places.'Show PunchlineShare
83DoctorMy doctor told me to 'keep a food diary' for two weeks so she could track my eating habits. I kept a food diary. I brought it to my follow-up appointment.Show PunchlineShare