My doctor said, 'I want you to try mindfulness meditation. Ten minutes a day, focus on your breath.' I said, 'Doc, I try. I sit down, I close my eyes, I focus on my breathing. And then I realize I left the back door open, and the meditation is over, and I'm in the kitchen, and the cat is eating the last of the turkey, and I have to do a whole second meditation before I can yell at the cat.'