My doctor said, 'Take this medication with food.' I said, 'Doc, I eat a cracker before I open my email. I eat a cracker before I answer the phone. I ate a cracker before I walked into your office. To me, every moment of my day is preceded by a cracker.' She said, 'So you're already taking it with food.' I said, 'I'm taking it with a cracker. There's a difference. Food is a meal. A cracker is a coping mechanism.'