0DoctorMy doctor said, 'Try a new stress technique. When you feel overwhelmed, name five things you can see.' I tried it at home. I named the ceiling, the cat, the mail, the ceiling again, and the cat again.Show PunchlineShare
84DoctorThe nurse told me to take three tablets of medicine before breakfast every morning.Show PunchlineShare
83DoctorA man walks into the doctor's office and says, 'Doctor, I broke my arm in two places.'Show PunchlineShare
83DoctorMy doctor told me to 'keep a food diary' for two weeks so she could track my eating habits. I kept a food diary. I brought it to my follow-up appointment.Show PunchlineShare