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My doctor said, 'You need to cut back on your caffeine.' I said, 'Doc, I only have one coffee in the morning.' She said, 'And the two in the afternoon?' I said, 'Those aren't coffee. Those are negotiations with the afternoon. The afternoon is being difficult, so I'm having a conversation with it. Over a mug of something warm. It's diplomacy. I'm in the diplomacy phase of the day.'