0DoctorMy doctor said, 'You need to do more stretching.' I said, 'Doc, I stretch every morning.' She said, 'Really? What do you do?' I said, 'I reach for the top shelf in the kitchen.' She said, 'That's not stretching. That's reaching.'Show PunchlineShare
84DoctorThe nurse told me to take three tablets of medicine before breakfast every morning.Show PunchlineShare
83DoctorA man walks into the doctor's office and says, 'Doctor, I broke my arm in two places.'Show PunchlineShare
83DoctorMy doctor told me to 'keep a food diary' for two weeks so she could track my eating habits. I kept a food diary. I brought it to my follow-up appointment.Show PunchlineShare
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