70DoctorMy doctor said, 'You need to learn to say no.' I said, 'Doc, I say no all the time. I say no to the second slice of pizza. I say no to the third glass of wine. I say no to the just-one-more episode.'Show PunchlineShare
84DoctorThe nurse told me to take three tablets of medicine before breakfast every morning.Show PunchlineShare
83DoctorMy doctor told me to 'keep a food diary' for two weeks so she could track my eating habits. I kept a food diary. I brought it to my follow-up appointment.Show PunchlineShare
83DoctorA man walks into the doctor's office and says, 'Doctor, I broke my arm in two places.'Show PunchlineShare
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