23DoctorMy doctor said, 'You need to start saying no more often.' I said, 'I do! I say no to every single quick question email my boss sends. I just... say it in my head. Then I answer it in eleven minutes.'Show PunchlineShare
84DoctorThe nurse told me to take three tablets of medicine before breakfast every morning.Show PunchlineShare
83DoctorA man walks into the doctor's office and says, 'Doctor, I broke my arm in two places.'Show PunchlineShare
83DoctorMy doctor told me to 'keep a food diary' for two weeks so she could track my eating habits. I kept a food diary. I brought it to my follow-up appointment.Show PunchlineShare
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