23DoctorMy doctor told me I need to 'get more sunlight.' I said, 'Doc, I work in a basement office. My window looks at a brick wall. My sun exposure comes from the fluorescent light that flickers at 3 PM.'Show PunchlineShare
84DoctorThe nurse told me to take three tablets of medicine before breakfast every morning.Show PunchlineShare
83DoctorMy doctor told me to 'keep a food diary' for two weeks so she could track my eating habits. I kept a food diary. I brought it to my follow-up appointment.Show PunchlineShare
83DoctorA man walks into the doctor's office and says, 'Doctor, I broke my arm in two places.'Show PunchlineShare