18DoctorMy doctor told me I need to 'practice mindfulness.' I said, 'Doc, I tried. I meditated for thirty seconds, realized I left the oven on, and sprinted to the kitchen in my bathrobe.'Show PunchlineShare
84DoctorThe nurse told me to take three tablets of medicine before breakfast every morning.Show PunchlineShare
83DoctorMy doctor told me to 'keep a food diary' for two weeks so she could track my eating habits. I kept a food diary. I brought it to my follow-up appointment.Show PunchlineShare
83DoctorA man walks into the doctor's office and says, 'Doctor, I broke my arm in two places.'Show PunchlineShare
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