26DoctorMy doctor told me I need to 'take it easy on the weekends.' I said, 'Doctor, I'm a parent of a three-year-old. Weekends are the only time I take it easy, and even then it's a stretch.'Show PunchlineShare
84DoctorThe nurse told me to take three tablets of medicine before breakfast every morning.Show PunchlineShare
83DoctorA man walks into the doctor's office and says, 'Doctor, I broke my arm in two places.'Show PunchlineShare
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