61FamilyMy son asked me to 'drive him to the park.' I said, 'Sure, which park?' He said, 'The one with the swing.' I said, 'There are fourteen parks with swings in this city.'Show PunchlineShare
84FamilyI replaced my alarm clock with one that plays heavy metal music on weekends.Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyWe tried to celebrate Father's Day by giving Dad a gift that required no batteries.Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyMy wife told me to 'plan a date night' and I said, 'Sure, what do you want to do?'Show PunchlineShare
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