61FamilyMy son asked me to 'drive him to the park.' I said, 'Sure, which park?' He said, 'The one with the swing.' I said, 'There are fourteen parks with swings in this city.'Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyMy wife told me to 'plan a date night' and I said, 'Sure, what do you want to do?'Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyWe tried to celebrate Father's Day by giving Dad a gift that required no batteries.Show PunchlineShare